A mild looking fellow appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates.
'Have you done anything of merit?' asked St Peter.
'Well on a trip to north Wales, I came across a gang of bikers hassling a young lady'
So I told them to leave her alone,but they wouldn't listen.
I approached the biggest, most tattooed biker, smacked him in the face and kicked his bike over
and ripped out his earring. Then I yelled' Now back off otherwise I will kick the sh*t out of your all'
St Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' he asked
About two minutes ago the man replied.

Boom Boom.
Magnum
Future Spaceship Captain............and Saga prospect